And Exhale…
Now that Gordon has decided to make like johnny big balls with that spare £37bn he found down the back of the couch when he was shifting it next door to number 12, we can probably all now relax a little. So to celebrate words like ‘meltdown’, ‘crunch’, ‘collapse’, ‘catastrophe’, ‘crisis’ and ‘black’ (when used in front of a day) now seeing a 200 percent decrease in their usage, here’s a picture of a very content monkey.
It’s a ring-tailed lemur to be exact.











