There are lots of vices in the world. Some are more acceptable than others, but every vice has a maudlin stigma attached to it, one way or the other. Smoking and drinking are acceptable, and so are drugs depending on the circles you move in; but some people just will not tolerate excessive drinking of energy drinks. There are all types of things wrong with them (any more than 8 cans and your heartbeat goes funny and not ha-ha funny either), but if we were’nt supposed to drink them, they wouldn’t be so tasty. Anyway I found this man on YouTube and he Drinks 6 cans in less than 8 minutes!!! - Couch

If you find that your local stockists are all out of the mag and you want a physical copy then our good friends at FUSShop.co.uk can hook you up and you’ll only pay for postage. Saved us a job that.    

I have a friend called Lucifer (his real name is something like Matthew) and he runs around like a big goth, acting like hair metal didn’t end when the 80s did. He has long hair and wears make up, which isn’t that cool, but he listens to Skid Row, who are, so I suppose he’s alright really. This is for him, and you - Couch

This is going to be very hit or miss, but I’m confident in my newly formed updating abilities to assume it will be a good one. If you like Harry Potter you’ll be pleased to know it ain’t that long till another movie comes out. If you don’t like Harry Potter you might like these strange puppets of Potter and his pals getting blown up by a pipe bomb, but only after they have had time for a sing song! If you don’t like either and you’ve read this far… get on bah! - Couch

The Breeders played last week and if you missed them here’s an audio-visual consolation prize. And as they go, it’s pretty sick (clicking on the numbers changes the video’s perspective). Tech.   

  After the success of our first two London soirees, put on in partnership with Slam City Skates, we thought we’d keep the ball rolling and bring you another evening of free entertainment.  Yes that’s right, FREE entertainment.  On at the Macbeth boozer with Lele (Speaks) and Wonk Unit on stage and Jackson, Smasher, Toby Shaull and Ches in the booth, it should be a laugh riot.  As you know, nothing quite screams ‘fun times’ like a sketchy hand drawn flyer.