I have a friend called Lucifer (his real name is something like Matthew) and he runs around like a big goth, acting like hair metal didn’t end when the 80s did. He has long hair and wears make up, which isn’t that cool, but he listens to Skid Row, who are, so I suppose he’s alright really. This is for him, and you - Couch
After long discussions about the benefits of movies like the Goonies, and the Lost Boys, Ferris Bueller and basically anything with Corey Feldman in it and the effect they’d had on our impressionable teenage/child like minds; we decided that the next generation will suck, because movies for kids just aren’t what they used to be.I mean try making Top Gun again…you wouldn’t even dare! - Couch
Watching this dude use the words ‘cooked beautifully’ a coupla hundred times a minute as it’s the final of Masterchef - The Professionals.
Corey Feldman is back! Killing vampires and shaping surfboards as Edgar Frog in The Lost Boys (2) – The Tribe. Although it isn’t technically a sequel, but more of a “hey, let’s do the same story but with newer people and stunts and use Corey Feldman to simulate that cult classic vibe that the first Lost Boys was soaked in.” At least I’m pretty sure that’s how the conversation would have gone, when it was on the drawing board; that and releasing it straight to DVD! Buy the original and numero dos for a whole tenner from Amazon if you so wish – Couch
The fantastic American sit-com Arrested Development is soon to be feature length rumoured to be out in 2009 and directed by Ron Howard.
The end of the 3rd series saw Michael Bluth and George Michael Bluth sailing away in the yacht with a stowaway Pop Pop and Baby Buster in the ocean with a seal hot on his tail. Gob (the magician) is hitting on his newly discovered not-sister Lindsey, and Lucile being accosted by her adopted Vietnamese son for ruining his father’s frozen banana franchise and Cousin Maebe selling the rights to an Arrested Development movie to Ron Howard. Who knows what the movie will be like, but there are a lot of loose ends that need tying up. Will Arnett tells you what you need to do.
Unbelievably the terrible Dragon Force’s ‘Through The Fire and Flames’ has been voted the hardest song to play on Guitar Hero 3. So as a homage of sorts to that snippet of information, we found this picture of a dude rocking so hard that his guitar probably shattered into a million tiny pieces that were absorbed by his body turning him into a sort of god, well amongst those who play Guitar Hero. He didn’t even notice when it happened he just kept sweating on his own in his bedroom…alone. Although he did stop when someone told him Dragon Force would be playing at his local Academy
Sometimes things have a weird way of coming together. On arrival to the office today our current young charge Mr. Couch (pictured left) showed us his latest masterstroke, tattooed slap bang on the inside of his lip. And after several hours of laughter, some pointing and lots of head shaking a quick Google search found out that this month just so happens to mark the anniversary of Jack Daniels birth. I’d love to say that our boy actually knew that, but he didn’t.
[Disclaimer: LIP TATTOOS, LIKE DRUGS ARE NOT BIG OR CLEVER, BUT THEY ARE FUNNY WHEN SOMEONE ELSE HAS ONE]
Today sees the screening of the very final episode of Grange Hill. Sad but true. Enjoy this picture of Rowland while you remember all the ‘issues’ this very British TV institution addressed over the past 30 years. Remember the anti drugs single ‘Just Say No’? Classic
It’s very rare that Internet jokes remain funny, but the Chuck ones are still making us laugh. A lot. Here’s a selection of our favourites and you can laugh at a whole bunch more here
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris doesn’t actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
When he’s not writing about cooking a human or digging up mushrooms our resident food critic works in advertising creating ads for gastronomic colossus Pot Noodle. This is pretty funny though
