This is the ultimate ‘how to’ for those of you with both time on your hands and tons of of Lego bricks knocking about 

I can’t remember how I found this video, but it was probably a stormy night and I was trapped in doors with nothing but a cross-bow that I had bought for £25.00 from the Army and Navy store down the road. Well, anyway the power was out, I was in my make shift tent, hunting mice; when all of a sudden…the power came back on and firefox restored my session and it went straight to youtube and this video was right there on my desktop! How’s that for a feather in your underpants - Couch  

The Wackness

Director: Jonathan Levine

2008

This sound track is soooo good, that it actually helps you follow the story. It’s a mixture of 90s hip-hop (A Tribe Called Quest, Notorious B.I.G) along with Sir Ben Kingsley’s character’s 60’s collection (some Neil Young and possibly some Grateful Dead). Teenager Luke Shapiro (Josh Peck) is a drug dealer, he doesn’t like his life, he can’t get laid and he isn’t very popular. I probably wouldn’t like him either if I met him; he seems like a bit of a pussy (cat). Sir Ben Kingsley is his psychiatrist, their relationship grows throughout the movie, and you get a warm fuzzy feeling when you know they’re true blue buddies. Mary Kate Olsen has a cameo as a weird hippy chick, and Kingsley sorts her out pretty quickly (not psychologically I might add and in a bar too) and she isn’t seen again, which is very suspicious. Had I made this movie I think there would have been a bit more violence, a bit more Mary Kate and possibly, a speedboat chase in there somewhere; but I didn’t make this movie and as it stands, it’s a real metaphor for dealing with the bad, so you can appreciate the good even more - Couch

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I have a friend called Lucifer (his real name is something like Matthew) and he runs around like a big goth, acting like hair metal didn’t end when the 80s did. He has long hair and wears make up, which isn’t that cool, but he listens to Skid Row, who are, so I suppose he’s alright really. This is for him, and you - Couch

After long discussions about the benefits of movies like the Goonies, and the Lost Boys, Ferris Bueller and basically anything with Corey Feldman in it and the effect they’d had on our impressionable teenage/child like minds; we decided that the next generation will suck, because movies for kids just aren’t what they used to be.I mean try making Top Gun again…you wouldn’t even dare! - Couch

Watching this dude use the words ‘cooked beautifully’ a coupla hundred times a minute as it’s the final of Masterchef - The Professionals.

Corey Feldman is back! Killing vampires and shaping surfboards as Edgar Frog in The Lost Boys (2) – The Tribe. Although it isn’t technically a sequel, but more of a “hey, let’s do the same story but with newer people and stunts and use Corey Feldman to simulate that cult classic vibe that the first Lost Boys was soaked in.” At least I’m pretty sure that’s how the conversation would have gone, when it was on the drawing board; that and releasing it straight to DVD! Buy the original and numero dos for a whole tenner from Amazon if you so wish – Couch

The fantastic American sit-com Arrested Development is soon to be feature length rumoured to be out in 2009 and directed by Ron Howard.

The end of the 3^rd series saw Michael Bluth and George Michael Bluth sailing away in the yacht with a stowaway Pop Pop and Baby Buster in the ocean with a seal hot on his tail. Gob (the magician) is hitting on his newly discovered not-sister Lindsey, and Lucile being accosted by her adopted Vietnamese son for ruining his father’s frozen banana franchise and Cousin Maebe selling the rights to an Arrested Development movie to Ron Howard. Who knows what the movie will be like, but there are a lot of loose ends that need tying up. Will Arnett tells you what you need to do.  

Unbelievably the terrible Dragon Force’s ‘Through The Fire and Flames’ has been voted the hardest song to play on Guitar Hero 3. So as a homage of sorts to that snippet of information, we found this picture of a dude rocking so hard that his guitar probably shattered into a million tiny pieces that were absorbed by his body turning him into a sort of god, well amongst those who play Guitar Hero. He didn’t even notice when it happened he just kept sweating on his own in his bedroom…alone. Although he did stop when someone told him Dragon Force would be playing at his local Academy